Twas the night before Christmas and in a little cave 4 boys who drink too much were giving you what you crave. It's the 2017 HEAVYMETA Christmas SPECIAL!
Matty Studios has been let out of Tony's Maple Syrup Dungeon just long enough to ham it up a bit during Kaladesh Prerelease.
This week the boys talk Dragons, Commander Rules, Cube cards, and of course slide down your ever-favourite hole.
In this week's happy holiday episode, Matt and Kevy talk playing test brews of Werewolf Turbo Fog, RWb Planeswalkers madness and other crazy fun.
All hail our new looter scooter overlord. The post rotation meta has hit eject on Chandra and we get a breakdown on what happened to our lady in red.
After an exhaustive judging panel, the boys have come to a decisive top 10 HMSVU Boozecube cards. Congratulations to all!
This week the boys get together to go over their experience of Pro Tour Kaladesh and its surprisingly healthy metagame.
This week the boys discover Urban Dictionary and explore some of the more obscure terms of social progress. Oh, and Treasure Cruise Burn.
The boys apparently started a fuss with some leaked gang signs for Khans this week but it was all a Twitter misunderstanding. Go figure. Regardless of the troubles Mr. Metal gets in the boys put on a great show...
After a short break, and not for lack of trying, Heavy Meta returns with schemes a-plenty.